Crying Over Onions/Plot Details
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Game Script
Crying Over Onions - Port Windurst Script Video Kohlo-Lakolo: What are we gonna do? My head is all jumble-wumbled up. Ah, you there! You must do something to help the Star Onion Brigade! The rich old geezer living in Windurst Waters told us to give back the Mana Orb we got from Nanaa Mihgo! Yafa Yaa: He said that the Mana Orb belonged to him.
Gomada-Vulmada: He also said that if we don't give it back, he'll get the boss-woss from the Manustery onto us! We're getting framed as a gang of villain-willains!
Papo-Hopo: ...But our weal pwoblem is dat we don't got da Mana Orb no more. Do you wemember? Dat Mana Orb got all sucked up into Joker's body.
Pyo Nzon: That's rrright. Even if we wanted to, we couldn't give it back. But that old fuddy-duddy won't listen to a word we say!
Joker: ......
Kohlo-Lakolo: So now we're really deep in dhalmel doo-doo. The Star Onion Brigade will go from being heroes to zeroes! You're a famous adventurer, aren't you? Can't you think of anything to help us?
This article is missing a video of the battle, mission, or quest. You can help by adding it. Crying Over Onions - Port Windurst Kohlo-Lakolo: What happened? You went to the old geezer's place? ...Hmmm. A complete waste of time, huh? All that guy can say is, "Give it back! Give it back!" Rightaru, we need to come up with a plan! Time for an emergency strategy meeting! The Star Onions huddle up together.
Kohlo-Lakolo: Um, order in the court! Let's think of what we can do about Honoi-Gomoi's Mana Orb! Does anyone have any ideas?
Gomada-Vulmada: Let's tell him it was gobble-wobbled up by a dhamel in Windurst Woods!
Pyo Nzon: That's no good. We should say it fell into the ocean!
Papo-Hopo; I don't think a grown-up is gonna fall for dat kind of thing. You all know it. Adults are too smart for simple excuses.
Yafa Yaa: I've got it! We can give him a fake Mana Orb!
Kohlo-Lakolo: A fake Mana Orb... But how would we make one?
Pichichi: ...It'th wrong. It'th wrong to tell lieth and trick people.
Kohlo-Lakolo: Pichichi!
Pichichi: The Thtar Onion Brigade isn't about lying or tricking people! It was formed to fight people like that.
Kohlo-Lakolo: ...... You're right! The Star Onion Brigade stands for justice! Let's go to Windurst Waters and tell Honoi-Gomoi the truth!
The rest of the Star Onions cheer.
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