Know One's Onions/Plot Details

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Game Script

Know One's Onions - Port Windurst
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Kohlo-Lakolo: I've received some new information...information regarding the activities of none other than the Cat Burglar herself! She has been seen loitering in the vicinity of the haunted mansion in Windurst Walls, otherwise know to us as the "ghosty house"! This piece of intelligence was provided to us by the Star Onion Brigade's Windurst Walls Recon Team, Juna Moshal and Chomomo. A round of applause for the two of them... Papo-Hopo: Da ghosty house in Windurst Walls...? Wasn't dat owiginally supposed to be de doctor's wesidence for the minister of de Optistewy? Kohlo-Lakolo: Precisely... No one is suppose to live there except /gasp occasionally you can see suspecious shadows moving inside there! Yafa Yaa: But doesn't that house have some sort of impenetrrrable magic locks on its doorrrs? Kohlo-Lakolo: Correct! That's what makes it all the more intriguing! I have a feeling that the Cat Burglar's next target is that very building! Everyone listen up! This time it's war! Once we have our weapons and provisions ready, we are to march straight to the ghosty house and lay a trap to bag the Cat Burglar once and for all! Pyo Nzon: Grrreat Leaderrr! What kind of trrrap shall we lay for herrr this time? Kohlo-Lakolo: Let me see... What kind of trap would be fitting for this situation... Ah! I've got it! Kohlo-Lakolo points at the adventurer and all look at you. Kohlo-Lakolo: Hey, newbie! You can be in charge of traps! We'll need four Wild Onions so hurry up and get them! Once the newbie gets back with the ammo, we'll put our plan into action! The rest of the Star Onion Brigade cheer and shout at once. Papo-Hopo: Yippee! Gomada-Vulmada: Hi-ho silver! Pyo Nzon: Herrre we go again! Yafa Yaa: Meow! Pichichi: Up and at 'em!
Know One's Onions - Port Windurst
Obtain four Wild Onions and trade them to Kohlo-Lakolo. Kohlo-Lakolo: Well done! Now we can put our plan into action! Off to the ghosty house we go! Kohlo-Lakolo: But before we set out... I had better make my special stink-bombs out of these Wild Onions. Kohlo-Lakolo: You know the way to the ghosty house, right? Then get your own weapons and equipment in order, and wait for us there!
Know One's Onions - Windurst Walls
Approach and examine the door of the House of the Hero Kohlo-Lakolo: Ahoy! Ahoy! I was able to make some pretty cool stinky-bombs with the wild onions you brought us! Star Onion Brigade, attention! "Operation Onion" will now begin! The rest of the Star Onion Brigade cheer and shout at once. Papo-Hopo: Yippee! Gomada-Vulmada: Hi-ho Silver! Yafa Yaa: Meow! Pyo Nzon: Herrre we go again! On the roof of the house of the hero... Kohlo-Lakolo: The trap is set, and we're all in position! Now all we have to do is wait for the Cat Burglar to show! Oi! Whoever's in charge of candy provisions! How about you deal out some candy now? Gomada-Vulmada: Oopsy-daisy! Kohlo-Lakolo: You idiot! You're pushing for a dishonorable discharge from the Star Onion Brigade for forgetting your candy responsibilities! Pyo Nzon: Shhh...! Everyone quiet! She's coming! Kohlo-Lakolo: Wait till you see the whites of her eyes, then let her have it with our onion stinky-bombs!!! Kohlo-Lakolo: Three! Two! One! Kohlo-Lakolo throws the stinkbomb in a wide arch Nanaa Mihgo: Grrrowl!!! Kohlo-Lakolo: Everybody, CHAAAAARRRGE! Everyone runs down Kohlo-Lakolo: (I think we knocked her out...!) (Good. Now let's quietly approach her and tie her up with our ropey-rope!) Pichichi: Oooh! Nanaa Mihgo: <cough> <cough> Grrr... Pe-ew! Wh-what hit me? Not you S.O.B.'s again! What in blazes did you do that for? Kohlo-Lakolo: Run for your lives! Nanaa Mihgo: Boy, am I going to get you!!! Pichichi: Oh, the Cat Burglar got away... ...but she dropped a pretty little ball. I wonder if everyone will get angry with me if I take it?
Know One's Onions - Port Windurst
Return to Kohlo-Lakolo at the brigade base Kohlo-Lakolo: Hey, newbie, what kept you? We ended up losing sight of the Cat Burglar. Yafa Yaa: It is all Pichichi's fault. If only she hadn't scrrreamed and woken herrr up! Gomada-Vulmada: And just when we had the Cat Burglar-wurglar in our grasp, too... Pichichi takes out a large blue sphere from her pocket. Pichichi: But, I wath thuprithed to find thith... Everyone gathers around Pichichi, looking at the object in amazement. Yafa Yaa: Wow! What is that? Gomada-Vulmada: It is a treasure-weasure! Pyo Nzon: Let us have a closerrr look! Papo-Hopo: I know what dat ball is! Dat's a Mana Orb! It's da heart of a Cardian! But Mana Orbs are closely contwoled by da people in charge of da Cardian workshop in da Manustewy! For it to be laying awound dere must mean dat da Cat Burglar had it in her possession...! Kohlo-Lakolo: I smell a rat...or in this case, a cat! She must have stolen it from somewhere! We're onto something big here! Next time that Cat Burglar sneaks into the ghosty house, we'll nab her for good!